When I was young, all I ever wanted to be was older. Now that I’m older, all I want to be is Ghetto Fabulous. Blingerated!
I heard that I missed an awesome show at Push Push on Saturday night, but it’s cool. I was busy watching Will Ferrell in a career-defining role. See, he played this crazy clueless guy named something sorta funny, but not full blown hilarious, just kinda off really, like Ricky Moon or Bobby Velvet. He went the whole movie not listening to other people, shenanigans ensued, but then at the end, he listened and everything was good. Only this time, he wasn’t a jerk in the beginning, he was a nice guy the whole movie so, it’s good to see him take chances and try something new for a change.
Did you know they put wine in handy juice boxes now? Yeah, they’re small enough to fit in a small bag, or purse. You could even keep that purse on your lap and sip it through a straw while watching an event, like a movie or something. It’s boss.
I want to start carrying a purse to work. It’s cool though, I walk to work remember?
Where were these wine boxes in college? I almost broke my tooth on a 40oz. in Political Science. That’s a true story, told with lies. That’s something a Will Ferrell character would say.
Aimee finished our wedding invitations. She did an excellent job. They are hade-made and beautiful. She even used a Gocco machine to do the printing herself. She was about to cry while printing the last few. It was grueling. I heard her cuss a lot the other night while stuffing the envelopes. She has a potty mouth. I think I heard a Sailor cry. But, she did an awesome job. All 5200 people had better show up because even though I would die for her, I would prefer to kill.
We had a guest this weekend, Hogan the Hobo Pup. I call him that because he’s a scrapper like buster. I think he has some Chihuahua in the mix. He was a gentleman and a scholar. Here you can see, he schooled the trash can:
Think you can keep rotting food away from Hogan? Think again… LE4Rn3d!!!
Because I haven’t mentioned him in a while, I want to give a shout out to Jason Z. What up Pork Chop Express? When are you coming back to the ATL? Up here, we all float.