Well, if you gotta go, don’t squeeze the Charmin.

Hey Earth! Let’s all place our heads between our knees and kiss our collective butts goodbye. Some of the less flexible people may need help, so lend your lips, because it all ends soon.

That’s right folks, NASA is shutting down two of the Mars Rovers due to budget cuts. You know what that means. Abandonment, Gamma Rays, Artificial Intelligence, Resentment, Vengeful Robots, Impending Doom, Val Kilmer. Yeah, we’re screwed. You had better hope you’re one of the cute ones and will make a good pet. Better be potty trained, and learn the language quickly. If you’ve ever seen Ghosts of Mars, you know it’s not a Romance Language.

Has really bad Sci-Fi taught us nothing?


6 responses to “Well, if you gotta go, don’t squeeze the Charmin.

  1. number five is alive. 🙂

  2. Yes he is! But, what of Sheedy and Gutenberg?

  3. Helloooo. It doesn’t matter. We’re already in the Matrix.

  4. What Tink said. Besides we have the terminator as Governor now. He will protect us.

  5. Isn’t The Gutt on Dancing With the Stars?

  6. http://www.google.com/virgle

    Interestingly, we can all sign up to go be pioneers now!

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